Friday, May 11, 2007

Definitions - 3

Alqaeda = International forum of dissidents originated by veterans of Afghan freedom struggle against USSR to free other countries of the region from covert foreign occupation, involved or implicated by North Atlantic powers in terrorist acts and turned into the most outlawed entity.

Atom = Scientific belief in the unseen.

Beauty = Ability to cause favorable reaction beyond vocabulary.

Buenocracy = Domination by good people. (It doesn't exist anywhere.)

Capitalism = Domination by money and riches.

Cell Phone = The conquest of distance.

Christianity = Worship of the anointed one and belief in morality based on the parables in the pre-Muhammadan Divine Books which originated in the Middle East.

Civilization = A society in which ethical restraints prevent people from going as low as they can.

Communism = Domination by the least educated and skilled members of community.

Computer = An inorganic appendage to human beings for sharing large amounts of knowledge,
information or data and analytical power not possible by sensory or organic means.

Crime = An act whose committer deserves punishment.

Democracy = Universal equality of opinion and domination of majority opinion.

Democratic government = Domination by a group of people who have demonstrated their ability to manipulate public opinion better than others.

Democratic Society = A society in which leadership emerges from the common people through the natural processes of social organization, self government and unrestricted intellectual activity.

Discipline = Ability to restrain oneself before being restrained by others.

Duties = Basic building blocks of civilization – universal or circumstantial human obligations whose neglect is crime. (The UNO has not prepared a charter of human Duties.)

Engineering = Art and science of creating inorganic life.

Evil = Ability to harm or destroy.

Failure = One who ruins every thing when feeling confident.

Freedom = Ability to take one’s own decisions and define one’s own limits.

General = One authorized to get soldiers killed.

God = The Singularity discovered thousands of years ago, but never defined scientifically.

Gravity = Inherent interconnection among bodies of matter.

Guantanamo = Infamous and illicit outfit of US armed forces where people abducted from all over the world are subjected to unconventional psychological experiments without being compensated.

Happiness = Disciplined pursuit of pleasure that does not result in regret.

Hindu = Black-skinned pre-Aryan people of ancient India. The Vedas were their religious books.

Human being = The most advanced organic biological (animal) species capable of conversing, calculating, planning, communicating, building and developing and enforcing ethics.

Islam = Surrender to reason and worship of a conceptual ideal being called Allah as taught by Muhammad.

Israelis = A minority ethnic group of ancient Egypt originating from the Union of an Arab named Abraham and his black African partner. The half breeds were treated badly by the natives and fled from Egypt under their leader Moses who was accused of wanton murder.

Jew = Believer in the earliest moral and religious traditions of the Middle East.

Judaism = Culture based on ancient Middle Eastern traditions, constituted by European money lenders to acquire the status of God’s chosen people.

Kashmir = Historically independent mountain country turned into a disputed territory by North Atlantic powers to create military competition among bordering nations and prevent them from attaining their full economic potential threatening North Atlantic domination.

Law = Collectively adopted limits of individual freedom.

Leader = One who knows the way better than others and stays in front.

Life = Ability to change others' perceptions.

Love = Urge to protect, nourish and share pleasures with, and willingness to make sacrifices for.

Marriage = License to share privacy.

Mulla = One who knows nothing but religious rumor and is not prepared to learn more.

NATO = Enigmatic North Atlantic military outfit that prevents ethnic cleansing where it chooses and carries out ethnic cleansing where it chooses.

Nation = A group of people who identify themselves with each other.

Nazism = Reaction of German Christians to Judaic claim of being the chosen race, asserting superiority over other people on account of undiluted Aryan descent.

Patriot = One willing to make sacrifices to defend the freedom of his or her homeland.

Peace = Absence of irritation.

Politics = Exploitation of the community's weaknesses.

Poverty = Absence of affluence.

Power = Ability to cause beneficial action.

Quality = Comparison with an established standard.

Realist = One who can differentiate between a virtual reality and the actual reality.

Relative Space = Location based on three linear coordinates with reference to an arbitrary point and a fourth age coordinate relative to an arbitrary event (date and time).

Religion = Fixed belief in the imperceptible and the unknown.

Rights = Reward of fulfilling duties or obligations whose denial or violation is crime.

Science = Study of the nature and working of things and events; and belief in proven and verified facts.

Shia = Descendants of Hussain ibn Ali and his own and step brothers, who did not accompany him to the battle of Karbala and regretted it – and many others who joined the sect for their own reasons.

Soldier = One trained to obey orders without questioning and to live constantly in peril.

Space = Occupied part of the void.

Spiritualism = Interaction of central nervous and autonomic systems.

Successful Person = One who learns his or her lessons early.

Taliban = Highly bigoted ethnic minority of Afghanistan who fancy the lifestyle of 7th century Arabs and aspire to establish the Kingdom of God.

Terrorism = Tendency to achieve by violent intimidation rather than by asking, bargaining, creating, developing or earning.

Time = Differential element of age.

Traitor = A citizen who acts against the interests of his or her country or sacrifices national interest for personal gain, and a soldier who points a weapon at an innocent, peaceful, unarmed citizen of his or her own country.

War = Legitimized crime or violent response to it, often a contest of terror.

Weapon = A potentially lethal implement used for persuasion by the mentally weak, for protection by the physically weak, and for committing crimes by the ethically or morally weak.

Zero = Difference between equals.


©Mohammad Nasim