Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Definitions - 2

Definitions - 2
By Naseem Mahnavi

Atom = Scientific belief in the unseen.
Beauty = Ability to cause favorable reaction beyond vocabulary.
Buenocracy = Domination by good people. (It doesn't exist anywhere.)
Capitalism = Domination by money and riches.
Christianity = Worship of the anointed one and belief in morality based on the parables in the Divine Books which originated in the Middle East.
Crime = An act whose committer deserves punishment.
Democracy = Universal equality of opinion and domination of majority opinion.
Democratic government = Domination by a group of people who have demonstrated their ability to manipulate public opinion better than others.
Duties = Basic building blocks of civilization – universal or circumstantial human obligations whose neglect is crime. (The UNO has not prepared a charter of human Duties.)
Engineering = Art and science of creating inorganic life.
Evil = Ability to harm or destroy.
Freedom = Ability to restrain oneself before being restrained by others.
General = One authorized to get soldiers killed.
God = The Singularity discovered thousands of years ago, but never defined scientifically.
Gravity = Inherent interconnection among bodies of matter.
Happiness = Disciplined pursuit of pleasure that does not result in regret.
Hindu = Black-skinned pre-Aryan people of ancient India. The Vedas were their religious books.
Islam = Surrender to reason and worship of a conceptual ideal Allah as taught by Muhammad.
Israelis = A minority ethnic group of ancient Egypt originating from the Union of an Arab named Abraham and his black African partner. The half breeds were treated badly by the natives and fled from Egypt under their leader Moses who was accused of wanton murder.
Jew = Believer in the earliest moral and religious traditions of the Middle East.
Judaism = Culture based on ancient Middle Eastern traditions, constituted by European money lenders to acquire the status of God’s chosen people.
Law = Limits of freedom.
Leader = One who knows the way better than others and stays in front.
Life = Ability to change others' perceptions.
Love = Urge to protect, nourish and share pleasures with, and willingness to make sacrifices for.
Marriage = License to share privacy.
Nation = A group of people who identify themselves with each other.
Nazism = Reaction of German Christians to Judaic claim of being the chosen race, asserting superiority over other people on account of undiluted Aryan descent.
Patriot = One willing to make sacrifices to defend the freedom of his or her homeland.
Peace = Absence of irritation.
Politics = Exploitation of the community's weaknesses.
Poverty = Absence of affluence.
Power = Ability to cause beneficial action.
Quality = Comparison with an established standard.
Religion = Fixed belief in the unknown.
Rights = Reward of fulfilling duties or obligations, whose denial or violation is a crime.
Science = Study of the nature and working of things and events; and belief in proven and verified facts.
Soldier = One trained to obey orders without questioning and to live constantly in peril.
Space = Occupied part of the void.
Spiritualism = Interaction of central nervous and autonomic systems.
Successful Person = One who learns his or her lessons early.
Terrorism = Tendency to achieve by violent intimidation rather than by asking, bargaining, creating, developing or earning.
Time = Differential element of age.
War = Legitimized crime.
Zero = Difference between equals.